the fake priest

@ihyhalsey man, it's too bad i'm a priest and not a heart surgeon

@marryinghoes my poor dead heart

ouch ! )--: @ihyhalsey

ight that's tight

@nymphluke i can't legally marry anyone (yet.) but like just clarify (like if you're irl friends or actually dating either way), and i can "preside" the wedding. (:

bitch no cussing this innocent priest
            @lukehoodings

^^^