mars_parz

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uhm sorry I've been dead for like a year but I may or may not have just melted the corner of my phone with a fucking sheet pan like the ones you bake cookies on

mars_parz

@Adrian-cupcakez so basically after I took the pan out of my hot ass oven I put it on my phone and didn't realize until ten minutes later
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Adrian-cupcakez

Heyyy
          
          *yoinks all of the art from the oneshot covers politely*
          
          ALSO EVERY 30 SECONDS MY DOG FARTS DUDE HELP ME  

Adrian-cupcakez

Fr tho, my dog oreos farts are TOXIC istg
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mars_parz

@Adrian-cupcakez HELP WHAT??
            
            my dog is ash now </3 she had LETHAL farts tho
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mars_parz

this message may be offensive
uhm sorry I've been dead for like a year but I may or may not have just melted the corner of my phone with a fucking sheet pan like the ones you bake cookies on

mars_parz

@Adrian-cupcakez so basically after I took the pan out of my hot ass oven I put it on my phone and didn't realize until ten minutes later
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mars_parz

why must I be immune to the tasty pink medicine now I have to take nasty white medicine for strep throat </3
          
          I CANT SPEAK A FULL SENTANCE WITHOUT COUGHING

ballsmcgeeisme

Nah cuz I’ve been sick for like 3 weeks straight and any type of medicine ain’t doing ANYTHING, but at least my voice has gotten better (it used to be just above a whisper, my family could hardly understand me ) but now I can’t stop coughing 
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