marshhie
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! You guys have helped make this so absolutely incredible, I wanna thank each and every one of you for being here, even if we don’t interact, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! <3
marshhie
minou-
You left me for a 34 year old Santa with a micropenis and small beard :((
marshhie
my girlfriend left me for a bin
GayGardenGnome
@minou- *points gun at @minou and looks at @crafting-bee* want me to do it? It gets tomato sauce all over you.
GayGardenGnome
Oh.
I shot mine with a nerf gun with a 18+ age restriction and she hasn’t left my basement since.
Purpose/moral of this story: if you don’t want your significant other to leave you then shoot them with a heavy duty nerf gun. It must be yellow.
marshhie
my girlfriend left me for pokimane
marshhie
Last day of school!!! POG!!!!!!
marshhie
Idea: Among Us but it’s just tasks. Just tasks.
marshhie
I CANT POG THROUGH THE PAIN RIGHT NOW GUYS
marshhie
“ some times all i think about is you,
late nights in the middle of june... “
marshhie
HAPPY RANBOO DAY!!!!!
marshhie
when the word limit for your school writing comp is 1000 words and you manage to hit it right on the spot : )))