Try this:
Cats r this
Cats r is what mom buys food
Cats r how to be happy
Cats r to cool
Cats always get to sleep
Cats are an cat
Cats aren't idiots
Cats can't shut a door
Cats go up
Cats r for me
Cats are an mammal
Cat sleeping hour
Read all the 3rd words.
You should get: this is how to get an idiot to shut up for an hour. HAHAHAAA