@TheMossyRock_ i’m going to consume all future children you ever have. they will not get to see the light of day. i will cook them medius rare, fork and knife. you may put them in this world, but i will take them out. i hope they get so many allergies that they can hardly eat. i hope their favorite blankets rip and their pillow is always uncomfortably lumpy. i hope they get uncomfortable when the volume on the tv is an odd number. i hope they dislike italian food. i hope they trip and fall in public and no one says anything. i hope they get salmonella. i hope they fail to change lightbulbs. i hope they don’t get an allowance. i hope they get their hair dried with the wind being uncomfortably warm. i hope they drop their favorite toy out an open window. lastly, i hope they miss the bus to work.