*WAS PREVIOUSLY @harrypotter_0114*
"i'm sorry, did i step on your moment?"
Greetings and Salutations
"science, biatch"
She/Her
"you still don't know a bloody thing about women"
CEO of calling people "Sapiens" or "Homo Sapiens"
"amen sista"
So I'm assuming you're here for one of the reasons listed:
1. My comments on other people's stories (most likely)
2. You found one of my stories on someone's reading list
3. You saw my story on your recommended thingy
"i am groot"
10 facts about me:
1. You're reading my profile
2. You realize that not even a fact about me
4. You didn't notice I skipped 3
5. You're reading "3" to see if I'm right
6. Now you're like "Why didn't I see that?"
8. You're still reading this, aren't you?
9. You didn't realize I skipped 7
10. Now you're looking again
11. Now you're questioning life
12. You're enjoying this
13. You didn't realize I wrote 13, not 10, did you?
"are you familiar with the thought experiment, 'the ship of theseus?' in the field of identity metaphysics?"
My playlist is Awesome Mix Vol. 4 and @YouShouldGoOnDrPhil 's Awesome Mix Vol. 5
"boys, handle the military...mommy will be right back"
"but if you wanna stay ahead of me, mr. Secretary... you need to keep both eyes open"
- My imagination
- JoinedJanuary 8, 2020
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marvelsfalcvns
Jun 09, 2021 01:02AM
hi ok so i basically didnt write anything for like the past year so imma probably start writing stuff yeeti might just write part of the knives out fic and then do a bit of bkuwta or flip that i dun...View all Conversations
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