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@MysteriousReader017
Dear Thunder-cunt of mass proportion, I must tell you I haven't the time or patience to deal with your out-right douche-baggery. So I will leave you with a simplistic, brief, and direct message that even your feeble mind can comprehend (unlike the English language.) Leave this fantastic woman alone. I will support my thesis sentence with three main points: My relevance to this subject, how fucking ignorant you sound, and the effect it has.
1.) The girl you've decided to fuck with, for no apparent reason I might add, is my main bitch's internet friend. So yes, I take this to personal heights to which you couldn't comprehend. Seeing as though, you fucked with Abby, hence fucking with @MichaelandLiam, and in turn you have thoroughly fucked with me.
2.) You are being what the world so degrading calls a "hater." You don't know Abby, you're skills that involve insulting and comebacks are in a word, lacking, and also I'm betting that you have no life seeing as though you take time to insult someone that you supposedly hate.
3.) You must be the most idiotic midget dick the world has to offer. The fact that you call my best friend a "fuck up" just reserved you your very own spot in hell. Trust me, I asked Satan once I got done fucking him, he said yes because my pussy is THAT good unlike your God awful insults and moot points that try to defend your poor opinions of Abby.
Take what I have said into consideration, unless you want to get told off by a girl again. Yeah, that's right, I'd say you were my bitch but I only accept the best of the best, and boy you have some intellectual flaws that simply can't be looked past.