Ahhh, just arrived home to see my homophobic, racist, rude, greedy aunt at my house. Wasn’t warned, but yk what? That’s fine. Pity I’ll be sleeping until 2PM and going to bed at 9PM every night. And between those hours, I’ll be in my room doing homework, reading, watching yt, and writing. Oh, and packing since my mother so kindly decided to get a new apartment without telling dad OR I until she bought (more like rented) it.
It’s a great house! Looks like a prison and the gardener looks like a nonce. In the middle of nowhere, obviously, because if it wasn’t, I’d run away. The trees make outside look dark almost all day even if the sun is out. Its truly the p e r f e c t house.
It’s INCREDIBLY late, it’s 9:30! Past my bedtime in fact! So if you don’t mind, I’m off to bed!
I’m really not off to bed, but unless you’re super gullible, you’d know the 2 paragraphs above are 100% sarcasm.
