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✦ 𝟘𝟙:𝟜𝟜 𝘈𝘔 - Somewhere between overthinking and snack breaks, I decided that writing was easier than explaining myself in real life. 99% sarcasm, 1% regret. Running purely on caffeine, chaos, and questionable decisions.

✦ 𝟘𝟛:𝟛𝟛 𝘈𝘔 - If my life had a genre, it would be comedy with tragic undertones. If my stories had a warning label, it would just say: "Proceed with caution. Side effects may include laughter, existential dread, and an emotional crisis at 2 AM."

✦ 𝟘𝟞:𝟘𝟘 𝘈𝘔 - Characters over reality. Fiction over sleep. Sarcasm over everything. Deadlines and I are in a toxic relationship-I ignore them, and they haunt me in return.

✦ 𝟘𝟡:𝟘𝟘 𝘈𝘔 - My writing process?
⤷ Step 1: Think of a masterpiece.
⤷ Step 2: Stare at a blank page for three hours.
⤷ Step 3: Suddenly decide it's snack time.
⤷ Step 4: Chaos.

✦ 𝟙𝟚:𝟘𝟘 𝘗𝘔 - I believe in long conversations under streetlights, humor sharper than my sleep schedule, and characters who feel more real than reality itself. If you're still here, congratulations-you've officially joined the chaos.

✦ 𝟙𝟙:𝟜𝟜 𝘗𝘔 - Welcome to my world. No refunds.

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