COLBY JACK

Are you in the same cell as sirius black? 

I saw your account and decided to see what it was about and I fudging love it!! XDD

avocados are green 
          avocados are great 
          who the fuck are you 
          to look at avocados and rate 
          if they're good 
          or if they're bad 
          or if they're something in between 
          "avacadospissmeoff" is missing their spleen 
          but why? why oh why? 
          was it something they had done? 
          oh well they had too many opinions 
          too many shitty ones 
          so i canceled them on twitter 
          and the people there did say 
          "i shall dox and remove some bones-
          from this mofo today" 
          
          so this is the story of how you lost your spleen 
          now please do read my book 
          or you'll lose something else real mean 
          
          -cori

Your bio is everything bestie

 I have 69 followers 

I like you very much.