hi. My name is [ham].
So I'm mainly here for the readin m8.
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About the profile pic? That's the evil overlord. We must feed him our souls so he won't kill the characters we love. He does anyway though.
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About me? Much flatter many blush. So I'm an emo trash band addict who has a small addiction to phan smut. Please send help.
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yeah sorry I'm really unoriginal. 
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TIME FOR SOME SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!!!1!1!1!1!!2!2!!!!
Follow my instagram fan acc where I barely get motivated to post, mattymysmolbean!
Follow my ao3 acc where I do sometimes get motivation to post (much gasp) mattymysmolbean!
Wow great name choices much amaze!!!
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I might actually transfer my works on ao3 to here but honestly too much effort.
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I could put the link on here if you want.
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*more unoriginal crap*
Bye *salutes and fades into the background*