burning in hell, wish you were here💀
don't make sense, make dollars💸
when life gives you lemnoade, add vodka🍋🍸
"After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'-Larry Brown 🔚
Anton Cehov a spus-o foarte iscusit: "Dacă în poveste apare un pistol, cineva va trebui să tragă cu el."🔫
I'm a bad influence, but... damn i'm fun!😈
Desilusion of a disorded mind💫
Human error❌
"And with those eyes, you could have set the sky on fire, but you chose to burn me instead"🔥👀
"Beauty may be dangerous, but intelligence is lethal"
"-You dress to impress.
-No, angel. I undress to impress."😏💋
"Îmi rezerv dreptul de a fi o scârbă"-Cheloo👹
"If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ"
Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid😷
They say "All good boys go to Heaven", but bad boys bring Heaven to you😈👅💦
"You see, i'm not like a boss, I am the boss"-Don Vito Corleone a.k.a. Godfather🔫💰
"I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons"-Gomez Adams💀❤
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max_bitches
Dec 01, 2018 09:25PM
@--Smiley isi cauta iubita! Nu ratati asta, fetelor! Oferta speciala de centenar! Nu va inghesuiti!View all Conversations