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Hey i just got my friend to join wattpad. you should follow him @Master_Of_The_Wicket
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@Uncomon_name lol I see why I'm getting random followers now thx Millie
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@Uncomon_name no problem
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@Uncomon_name okie
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I was just at petco with my mom and my sister getting crickets for my lizard and other stuff for the second bunny we got on friday when we saw that there were chameleons and they were 50% off and my mom was like "you know what fuck it! You want a chameleon?"
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I bought too many crickets to keep in the container so i ended up putting way too many in his cage and while i was asleep they bit him off of his log and now hes scared of his food but i had to individually pick up like 60 huge crickets and put them somewhere else and a few of them escaped and now every once in a while my sister runs out of the bathroom screaming that there was a cricket in there
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I got another bunny too
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I just got a pet chameleon
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I was gonna name her Loki but then i figured out she's a girl so i'm probably gonna name her Hela
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I have a new child
He is a lizard
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Wtf!? Gerard Way is my mom's age but he still looks like he's 20. Gerard tell me your secrets!!! Why don't you age!?
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For some reason whenever someone tells me not to make a huge change to my appearance my brain is always like "no. Fuck them! It's gonna be great! They'll see!" And the more they tell me no the more I have to do it just to prove them wrong. So I'm probably gonna go to school on Monday with neon green hair and be like "surprise bitches!" Just cause everyone said it was a bad idea but it's not like it's the first time I've died it green.
Here are a few recent examples of what happens when someone says no
Me: maybe I'll shave my whole head
Friends: Alex no
Me: *a week later shaved head*
Me: maybe I'll shave my whole head again
Friends: Alex n o don't be stupid
Me: *a few days later shaved head again*
Me: should I dye my hair blue or green? I think I like green better.
Everyone: Alex N O that's a horrible idea! Dye it blue!
Me: green it is then
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@maximum_effort_7 I'm sorry but your friends don't sound to fun but mine are the same way, I do the same thing as you I don't listen. My friends told me not to make this one kid mad by dying my hair a certain color so I dyed it that color (Marron) and I went to school the kid and me got in a fist fight I got off on a warning, my friends tell me to eat more, I work out and loose weight (I'm already chubby enough I don't need to eat more). My friends tell me not to jump out a window and escape school, I escaped school by jumping out a window. Let's just say the principal and I are great friends and we are on a name to name basis, it's great!
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Yeah at the beginning of last year my hair was bright red and then it faded to blonde cause of the bleach and then i dyed it purple and then i shaved it off and then i shaved it off again
