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⭕Freelance Mercenary

↗║❝ You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you. ❞ ║↘

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- Yours truly is only for mature
audiences... but...the kids just
adore my sexy ass!

- Don't fuck with me, my
friends, and definitely not my wife.
If you do, I'll just blow you to bits.

- No homo.

- Or is it?

- Hey, what has 37 teeth and hides
the Hulk?

- Answer: My zipper.
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  • RegistriertMarch 2, 2016