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⭕Freelance Mercenary 

↗║❝ 	You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you. ❞ ║↘

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 - Yours truly is only for mature 
audiences... but...the kids just 
adore my sexy ass! 

- Don't fuck with me, my 
friends, and definitely not my wife.
If you do, I'll just blow you to bits.

- No homo. 

- Or is it?

- Hey, what has 37 teeth and hides
 the Hulk?

- Answer: My zipper.
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