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Random Song quotes because...reasons 

"Cover your ears so you can here what I'm saying"-Talking Heads

"Hate my legs, hate my head, to hell with everything I have"-the number 12 looks like you

"Luojani, luoksesi, anna minun tulla siksi,
Miksi lapseni minua luulee"- nightwish

"We fill the plain with a lifetime, I've seen a thousand days, through the fire and the flames we carry on! *insert guitar solo*" -Dragon Force

"Smash the f***ing bunnies"- horse the band

"Let's have sex"- every modern pop song

"I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend..." -They Might Be Giants 

"Me and all these dinosaurs are getting stoned tonight"-The Whitest Kids You Know

"Stop f***ing bunting"-puig slayer