Fake friends: Never ask for food
Real friends: are the reason you have NO food
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/ Mrs
Real friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry
Real friends: Cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days
Real friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
Fake friends: Know about you
Real friends: Could write a book about you
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door
Real friends: Would walk right in and say "I'm home"
Fake friends: will help you up when you fall
Real friends: Would jump on top of you and shout and  "DOG-PILE!"
Fake friends: are around for awhile
Real friends: Are for life
Fake friends: would say "Love you" in a joking manner
Real friends: Would say "Love you"and mean it
Fake friends: will read this
Real friends: Will post it on their profiles