Badger

im going to kill every redneck in my area
          (in a respectful way but not really)

FELIX KRANKEN 

Your name is my mental capacity 

Guys help I feel in love with a stock photos man WTF do I do Barbie 

F r i d g e r a t o r 

yo, i hope ya are feeling good 
          
          
          (I type this to the random people without context bc why not lol)

Fuck the shovel broke

OMG guys I just killed a man ON ACCIDENT OFC I was driving and he got into my view and I also just ran a red light. OH NVM I am the LUCKIESTPERSONALIVE I HAVE A SHOVEL IN MY TRUNK  god bless being a atheist :)

Think I might make a real story,depending on if I'm in a silly goofy mood ✌

I just got fired from best buy I'm gonna go back to blockbusters now wish me luck :(