Wait. Why are you reading the about me section? 
Are you a stalker trying to find out more about me so you can hunt me down?

You better not be. Cause I don't like stalkers.

Why are you even still reading this?

Is there nothing better in your life than to keep reading this silly about me section?

Really?
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You're still reading.
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Go away
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You will never find anything about me in here so just stop
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Stop
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Stop reading for Pete's sake!
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Your such a rebel. I like that about you ;)