mcshizzlebadboy

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The-Firework

//there's this big ass spider in my bathroom 
          I just need to use the bathroom move spider

lovesickwheeler

[ @calypsovaldez- ] DO YOU WANT TO GO?? 
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percyswisegirl-

@sunkissed-wishes *angry mom activated* >:(
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The-Firework

Hey dad

mcshizzlebadboy

@The-Firework son
            //same lmaooo wot are we doing
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NotAmeliahere

If I was your wife I’d put poison in your coffe *a random girl *
          If you were my wife I’d drink it -Ophelia