~~ I believe there's nothing more manly one can do than take shower with 5 other guys. It's like early caveman, wandering through the fog, you know, scrubbing 5 other Sapiens.
Hashtag no homo.~~ (◑_◑)(◑_◑)(◑_◑)(◑_◑)(◑_◑)(◑_◑)(◑_◑)(◑_◑)
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17// Fe(mur)// Unemployed// Potato Enthusiast// Forget apples, a spoonful of chlorofoam is all you need.
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ß⊕⊕m ß⊕⊕m ß⊕⊕m
( ◑‿◑)ɔ┏--┑٩(^◡^ )
First I'll sedate you
Then I'll date you
Then-the-investigation-team-that-finds-your-numb-body-will-carbon-date-you.
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(.(")(")✿❀❁(")(")
There's a noticeable difference between "you" and "ya"
You use "ya" when you wanna blow off people
"See ya"
"Call ya"
"I have chlamydi(y)a"
That's just how things are.
t(>.<t)t(>.<t)
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Words have a weird way of defining themselves. They don't mean same to everyone yet are used in the same way...
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