meaganmaguire

This is for your joke book 
          A boy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game.
          After the game he asked her if she likes it.She says, "Yes, but I don't get why they're fighting for a quarter". He doesn't get what she means so she explains, " Well in the beginning they flip a quarter and one team got it, then all during the game they kept screaming, "Get that quarterback get that quarterback," I mean hello its just 25 cents."

This is for your "Funny texts and Jokes" book
          I'm not clumsy, just the furniture hates me, the floor is out to get me and the wall always gets in my way...
          
          IS IT WORTHY OH GREAT ONE
          *bows down* 

Here's another one
          
          1: Change Ipod name to "Titanic"
          2: "Titanic is syncing" press cancel
          3: Feel like a hero!
          
          You don't have to feature it but I just wanted you to have it

Here's a joke
          
          Son: "Mommy, why is the girl wearing all white?"
          Mom: "Because it's the happiest day of her life!"
          Son: "So why is the man wearing all black...?"
          
          XD you don't have to feature it or anything I just thought is was funny

Hi

Love your story KIDNAPPED, keep it up and stay beautiful and cool. Peace. 

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I followed you

I am pretty sure you stole those jokes so yah, you should fix that. Like right now