Well let's give this a shot then...

My parents weren't stupid enough to really name me mee123 they had no obsession with numerical values(to the best of my knowledge which is really very limited) my real name is Carla Field which is  just as terrible  
I'm currently 17 living in the uk but eventually I will forget to update this so I may not really be 17 in the uk but 27 in California(a girl can dream, right?) 
Planing on becoming an accountant but hey! Maybe I'll get lucky with my writing 
Or acting..
Or painting..
Or anything that doesn't involve taxes