justajarrirfan4

Probably watching greys anatomy  this is so embarrassing. I was so irrevocably affronted by this that I felt the need to comment. Please rethink your life decisions.

megantheeiconic

@JasonisacuteDILF know?
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justajarrirfan4

this message may be offensive 
This doesn’t make any fucking sense. Also RIP you took the time to type this out. Anyways I was passing by for reasons that I know longer feel inclined to laugh about with you. Regarding our very own “Royce duster” but anyways.
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megantheeiconic

@JasonisacuteDILF why. why are you stalking my wattpad. even i havent been on here in weeks. rethink your life. why are you on wattpad. why are you, a FIFTEEN year old, on wattpad. you should know better, be more grown up. experience the world, and no reading golden boy does not count. live a little, dont be the nerd who reads wattpad. heck, write your own story, choose your own destiny. write about getting married in paris, or travelling to england with your friend and other people. dont be a wattpadaholic, be a lifeaholic.
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justajarrirfan4

Hey u seem really cute and sexy, I saw something on Instagram today that says if you like one direction you have to go on a date with somebody who has the most irresistible man alive as their profile picture. I check all the boxes. Message me if you’d like my email
          - cheers

justajarrirfan4

Well today is your lucky day, but I do like to do a quick little screening quiz before I give out my personal information to anybody (rather understandable these days). Please keep in mind your only the second person who has responded to me so this is a little rough. ;)
            
            - who is your greatest inspiration 
            - what colour do you consider yourself to be 
            (On an unrelated note after a buzzfeed quiz it turns out I’m purple)
            -what are two physical qualities you look for in a dilf
            - would you ever be interested in a hot yoga MILF? (Aka me LOL)
            - what is your spirit animal
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megantheeiconic

@JasonisacuteDILF  oh wow, im flattered. tell me your email now.
            thank you
            -someone in need of more hot dilfs to capture
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