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Ok, if you’re going to write a sanders sides au where the characters have last names, you’re now legally obligated to make Virgil’s last name Addams. It’s law, you’re required to.

Currently unable to stop thinking about the fact I grew up with a jewelry box that played the literal fucking music box tune from fnaf just in major key

I simultaneously love the feeling of power you get from being tall and also love the vibe of being short, and I’m conflicted on whether or not I’m hoping to grow taller. Like,, being tall would be pretty cool but I also respect and admire short kings and I’m not sure which I’d rather end up being, but I think I’m gonna hope I don’t grow any more bc I’d rather be really y’all or really short and at this point I doubt ill grow taller enough to be tall

iiiiiit’s pineborer season! Can’t wait to find many many  m a n y  pineborers in and around my business. They’re harmless but hoo boy they’re creepy

The headcanon that both Amity and Emira are enormous disaster lesbians and Edric gives them endless shit over it currently giving me life. Just- just Emira and Amity gay panicking over Viney and Luz while Ed is shaking from suppressed laughter, Ed giving them shit for their dumb gay pining for years, then Ed meets a cute boy and it’s discovered that Ed is the BIGGEST disaster of the family. Ed is out here,, gay

I spend too much time on trans tiktok I just looked at acab and mentally went ‘assigned cop at birth’

Does anyone else remember that there was a sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or is it just me that read that since Roald Dahl was my entire childhood? It’s called Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator and in it they went to space in the flying glass elevator and fought aliens called vermicious knids, I swear I’m not making this up. I’m also not sure if it was in the first book or the second but at some point they age regressed all Charlie’s grandparents (the ones who all four slept in one bed?) and they accidentally aged-down one to before she was born so they descended to pre-birth hell in the elevator and retrieved her. This happened, right? Am I going insane?

I just realized something really sad. I can count the amount of people I’ve ever thought of as a friend on one hand. Of the five, one was toxic, one was the my-age-sibling of my older sister’s friend and we were kinda forced together (we lost contact before the first grade) Another one moved away in first grade, and we haven’t talked since. One attended my school for one year in the seventh grade and then moved away and we haven’t talked since. The last friend I met in the second grade and is only one I still think of as a friend and see semi-regularly, and they have other, more important friends than me.
          
          I’m so fucking lonely.
          
          

Luz is officially not allowed to sad-cry in more than two episodes a season, and even that nearly broke me. Luz is so fucking precious and she must be protected 

Every time I get super violent coughs I feel like a demure nurse in a 1920s TB ward coughing into a kerchief and then staring somberly at the speckles of blood, knowing that I am destined to die here