mehlifesucks

This is true, my new account is @TheTrashiestMan0000 I busted into the tablet stash from three years ago.

TheTrashiestMan0000

Hello, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is my old account, I have a new phone and email address, if you do not believe me that is fine, just know that I still love all of you and you are all still the greatest internet kids and parents that I could ask for.
          
          My writing style has changed a lot, and even now, when going through my old books I want to throw myself into a wall. This is what I like to call, improvement, when I want to die when reading my old stuff. I just wanted to make sure that you all knew that this account is no longer active and my old phone is not with me so I can't approve this message.
          
          Love you all!

sammy_boi3

Hi UwU love your blin izu book! Can’t wait for the next chapter!

TheTrashiestMan0000

@sammy_boi3 Hi, thank you, this is my new account, I don't have the proof as this is a new phone, but I can assure you that I am me, and this is my new account. It is understandable if you don't believe me, but I do still call myself the trash man and write books, though my writing style has changed
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mehlifesucks

this message may be offensive 
My dumbass put 5+5=5 on one of my math tests in my virtual school. Where did I go wrong

TheTrashiestMan0000

Hi, this is my new account, I just wanted to inform you all, I have a new phone and new email address so, new account
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CookieChiara

@mehlifesucks 5+ is now a variable equivalent to 1 so 5+5= 1(5)= 5 so you were right :D
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raccoongodapollo

@mehlifesucks RIP #relatable
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ktmax13

I was never warned about the trash man

mehlifesucks

@christa12maxwell or was I
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mehlifesucks

Nothing actually I was just joking
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mehlifesucks

@christa12maxwell :D
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lunacatthederpyone

❤Attention❤
          
          You have been chosen to be showered with love so enjoy!
          
          Now post this to everyone's wall who you think deserves all the love in the world.
          
          If you get..
          
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          there
          
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          Don't break this chain unless you want to break someone's heart.
          
          Now take my appreciation UwU
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