maevah ( pussyobsessedgirl )

I’m so dumb, you proposed, that means we’re fiancés not wifeys yet

So I was on call with my dad, and he told me a joke. 
          What do you call a cop who’s in bed
          Undercover..

Beautiful wifey

exposing people.
          
          @cj2109 wants to squeeze luigis tits and smack his ass
          
          
          @Meichae134 wants to date a mosquito but she can't, she cries about it every night
          
          
          @iluvmeiii I would never expose my wifey boo  <3
          
          
          @TheEntityIsWatching eats kids and goons to them every night, if you couldn't tell
          
          
          @meiiyokismine is secretly pussyqueen disguising herself as pussyobsessedgirl 
          
          
          @aimjust is secretly d34d
          
          
          @CapybaraLover078 is not hiding anything, too sweet <3
          
          
          @wlwloveonly secretly eats boiled chicken feet every night and upsets his readers with bad endings
          
          
          @TheRedCowBoy is secretly not a red cowboy
          
          
          @elevenelevenam is secretly fine shyt
          
          
          I don't have anyone else to expose, the rest are all sweet asf 
          
          
          ( sparkly pink heart emoji )

Genuine question:  How are you doing?

69

I have a genuine question, how do snakes lay eggs, because they don’t have a dick or pussy to fuck

One of my biggest fear is like, snake in the bathroom sink. that shit so scary

Spicy or sour

I'm bored bro
          
          
          splash water on my face