Dear Internet,
I hope to say this account is fairly secret from anyone who I actually know, as on it may be some things I don't wish to share with those in my life. I need something to be an escape. I need something to help me through the hellish journey of life. I believe anonymity may be that one thing. I don't know if my endeavor here shall be long lasting or not, but I do plan to enjoy the hell out of it. 
Love, Amelia