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wattpad please please please add a reaction feature to messsage/conversation board posts so i can hit the things i like with the :] and don't actually have to come up with words to say

the flu gets a big fat thumbs down from me

happy black history month!

ominous jazz music begins playing

guys influenza is going around i'm cooked

anyways this zesty (wtf caesar) cheese bread is so fire i’m salivating

google.

I hate hoes who can’t let things go like brother? this was YOUR grudge that YOU started. Then resuscitated. Then raised like Frankenstein’s monster, for the third, then the fourth time. What’s next, Frankenstein’s Monster’s GRANDSON?

wattpad is basically like a second mouse trap for creatives who never pursued their artistic passions after the first mouse trap missed

Sigh
          I miss my wife