Today I walked to the caf with a new friend of mine. He's really shy so he didn't want to sit with my friend group which I understand since we can get really rambunctious. He's tall and slim, so my friends were joking about it. My one friend called him a tall baguette so I called her a tall faguette. I hate that word but I suppose I'm allowed to use it with my bisexual status and being queer as hell.