Me to my mom : Sometimes I think I aint ur real daughter....Did u adopt me from somewhere? Or find me in the road?
Mom : If I had adopted u... I'd adopt a better one...not a damaged one like u-
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Me : Mom give me a glass of water
Mom : Come to the kitchen and take it
Me : Mom...pwease!
Mom : come and take or else I'll slap u
Me : okay...When u'll come to slap me...come with a glass of water..
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After marriage
When I woke up at 1 pm
Mother in law : Why cant u woke up fast in the morning?
Me : I slept at 3 am yesterday
Mother in law : Why did u sleep at that late
Me : I thought u wanted a grand child?
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Going to the washroom without phone
Feels like going to the office without important files
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After doing mbbs online-
Doctor : Dont be scared Anna... It's just a simple surgery
Patient : but my name is not Anna
Doctor : I know....My name's Anna
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Mr.kimkook has learned 'My friend ' paragraph..but found 'My wife' paragraph in the question paper
So he wrote 'wife' in place of 'friend'
My wife
I'm very wifely..I've lots of wives.. I love all of my wives...some of my wife are male and some are female...My parents are also my wife..My grandparents are like my wife too...My best wife is my neighbour's son...He is a very good wife...I love all of my wife...Everyone should have a lot of wives too....