Me to my mom : Sometimes I think I aint ur real daughter....Did u adopt me from somewhere? Or find me in the road?
Mom : If I had adopted u... I'd adopt a better one...not a damaged one like u-
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Me : Mom give me a glass of water
Mom : Come to the kitchen and take it
Me : Mom...pwease!
Mom : come and take or else I'll slap u
Me : okay...When u'll come to slap me...come with a glass of water..
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After marriage
When I woke up at 1 pm
Mother in law : Why cant u woke up fast in the morning?
Me : I slept at 3 am yesterday
Mother in law : Why did u sleep at that late
Me : I thought u wanted a grand child?
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Going to the washroom without phone
Feels like going to the office without important files
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