Okay, I really need to start functioning.
"Loading... Loading..."
Man, this is taking forever.
"Error: Functioning.exe is not working. Would you like to use the backup application, CrawlingAroundAndMoaning.exe?"
Sure. Why not.
How other people envision their dream honeymoon: Long romantic walks down the beach, gazing into each other's eyes.
How I envision my dream honeymoon: Excitedly dragging my reluctant husband all over Wales sightseeing. "Oh my gosh, can we SIT DOWN??? For like FIVE MINUTES???"
As accent marks go, I know acutes, graves, and circumflexes. Everything else is just whatsits and thingumabobs to me.
"You know, the one thing with the two dots? That one."
Me writing: Ugh, I can't do that because I'll be using "now" twice in one line.
Brain: Shame we can't just use "rŵan" and "nawr". That would solve the problem.
My favorite thing is when you come up with a phrase or sentence, and you're not sure it's quite right, but you don't know enough of the grammar to figure out why.
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