roommate:"whats this?!"
me: "cake"
rm: "whats it for?"
me: "...eating"
rm: "Whats the occasion?"
me: "i....wanted cake?"
So people actually exist only having cake on birthdays and I am sad for them
@quillin should have seen the look on his face when i said he could eat some too. It was like watching the good kid choke on your cigarette for the first time
roommate:"whats this?!"
me: "cake"
rm: "whats it for?"
me: "...eating"
rm: "Whats the occasion?"
me: "i....wanted cake?"
So people actually exist only having cake on birthdays and I am sad for them
@quillin should have seen the look on his face when i said he could eat some too. It was like watching the good kid choke on your cigarette for the first time
Im a grown ass man and I only buy the rainbow goldfish because I am gay. My neighbors wifi password is their dogs names. I have 4 assignments due last monday. I watch the office just because it gives me second hand embarrassment and makes me cringe....is it May yet.
God you make me such a proud momma Ferggy! What restraint you have! Lmfao!
I admit I’m feeling Christmas this year, but it’s a personal thing you know and understand and I’ve already confided in some of my insecurities privately. But that statement just made me remember why I love you so so very much my friend! So proud to be your friend and “other mother”! Mwah!
I was sitting in my 8a.m English class high on painkiller and wanted nothing more than to be writing something spooky. it's fucking Halloween for God's sake!