@mermaidpancakes obviously the rats and Tartarus!! The rats would be scared of me when I start hugging them and becoming Besties with them! And if they reject me, then I'll cook 'em up with the fire that's currently burning me, and eat them to make a show of power and because I'm hungry, it's a win win situation! Then I'd force them to help me get out by making a lasso out of them and swinging them around at the walls until their teeth get hooked into the wall and I can climb up the walls of Tartarus with my rat army below me, acting as a platform for me to rest on if needed and a foot booster and a hand hold. All in all, it sounds fun! I can make so much more money when I escape the pit, because my rats will be too scared to leave me, so they'll stay with me And do what I say and we'll rob banks that mean rich people store their money in, and rob entitled rich people's house's, because we're nice and don't want to take from the poor, and eventually when we have enough money, we will give away a bunch to people in need and charities.
And that's why I choose falling down Tartatrus with the Rats, and the fire, and the hunger! ❤