mestophales

...It has been awhile
          
          ..Shall we start the.. 
          
          JOKE
          TEM-?
          
          
          *InHaLe*
          
          *Leaps off cliff in a Mario costume*
          "Here we go!~"
          
          
          
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          "WHO THE FUCK PUT SAND IN THE TUNA-"
          
          "ANGEL DID YOU PUT SAND IN THE DAMN ToOnA-"
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          "THEN WHO THE HELL DID IT?!"
          
          "I swear to god angel-"
          
          "DON-"
          
          A:"Maybe all the stored sand under those eye-bags fell into the tuna.~"
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          "Listen here you son of a- EMERALD WHORE-STARTING AGAIN!"
          
          "I got sand in places I didn't even know exsisted and-... oh sHiT-"
          
          
          Charlie:"Mid.."
          
          "Yeah?.."
          
          C:"Where are all the buildings...and why do you smell like a cheap Vegas strip-club.."
          
          
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          "They all went on vacation...now if you excuse me I gotta go chop off some heads~!"
          
          *bEeEeEeEp*
          
          Angel:"Oh right we've never f__ed before, Isn't that weird southern lady?"
          
          "Yeah,just about as weird of what'll happen if you call me that again!~"
          
          
          Ang:..."What is she.."
          
          "A sociopathic child who laughs at fart jokes-"
          
          ...
          *BEEPITY BEEP BEEP*
          
          *Mindlessly humming along to a song*
          
          *Not even 5 seconds later*
          "TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME-"
          
          Charlie:"I'm so scared..."
          
          
          *BEEEEEEP*
          
          Hope I made you smile~!

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          :>
          
          
          
          *Inhale*
          
          
          "The purpose of a wall is to turn a door into a wall."

Joke number... (?)
          
          
          
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          "CHARLIE DID YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN!"
          
          
          
          "NO I DIDN'T WHY?"
          
          
          
          
          "NIFTY GET THE BROOM FOR ME"
          
          
          *5 seconds later*
          
          
          
          "ANGEL GET YOUR PERVERTED STRIPPER STICK LOOKING ASS OUTSIDE"
          
          "YOU LET FUCKING CERBERUS IN THE HOTEL AGAIN!!!"
          
          
          "GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I GET MY SHOTGUN AND SHOOT YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT"
          
          
          *INHUMANE SCREECHING*..
          
          
          
          *5 fucking seconds later....*
          
          
          
          *Skipping into the hotel with a innocent smile*..
          
          
          
          "....BITCH LASAGNA-"
          
          
          
          *DROP-KICKS VAGGIE INTO THE KITCHEN*
          
          
          
          
          HELLO WELCOME TO THE PIT OF INSANITY-

Hey... hey hey hey... guess what-

❝I-I ment to say t-t-thiw awhile ago..I'm s-sorry I didnt say I-I-it sooner. B-But thanks f-for the follow..❞

Hello, darling!

Do you have discord?

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          ♧◇♡♤Joke Time~♤♡◇♧
          
          
          (WARNING- POSSIBLE HIGH CRINGE)
          
          
          
          
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          *Borks like the undertale dog and stares at angel*
          
          NUFUFUFUFUFUFU-CK YOURSELF
          
          
          
          *DROP KICKS ANGEL OUT THE DOOR*
          *THROWS A WOOD SPOON AT VAGGIE*
          *SCREAMS LIKE A DYING PERSON ON HELIUM*
          *random person walks through the doors*..
          
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          Charlie: "Please don't.."
          
          
          
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          HI SoN oF a BiTcH WeLCOmE tO Chili's..
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          WELP BYEEEE-

❝Hello my dear!❞

Good morning... sorry if I woke up a little early.. it was just because I had weird dreams all night. But um ya can text me back when you have the time. ☺️