@mewtwocool
Flowers by Miley Cyrus (Middle-aged Working Class White Widow Remix), performed by My Mum
"I can by myself flowers... No I can't 'cause I'm broke
Write my name in the sand... Except I can't get time off work
Talk to myself for hours... Well I could, but people might think I'm going mental
I can hold my own hand... I do but it's okay because the man at the psychiatry place will be doing that soon"
Hey everyone, Mewtwocool here!!! Yes, I am still alive. It's been a busy time, finishing school once and for all and looking for a solid job and whatnot, plus my laptop decided to off itself for no reason right while I was about to finish Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team (so tragic) BUT I AM BACK! This app is pretty much deceased now but I REFUSE TO GIVE UP.
Uh yeah so I'm 18 today lol
Shit's crazy man, I go legally and buy alcohol from the liquor store down the street from my school if I wanted to
Not that I ever intend to consume the poison that is alcohol but still it's a weird feeling
That painful moment when the book character you're simping for marries another side character literally out of nowhere:
On the one hand, I'm glad that people put Just Dance videos on YouTube, so us people who can't play the actual game can have fun doing the dances.
On the other hand, such people should be labeled as official agents of chaos, because it is the fault of such person that ten-year-old me and my friend had access to these videos, and ended up innocently performing the routine for Get Ugly by Jason Derulo in front of my entire primary school (plus student's parents) for the talent show that /I/ was MC-ing. It will haunt me forever.
@mewtwocool R I P - There was one time I really wanted to do the dance for Where Have You Been by Rianna (idk how to spell her name) and my teachers were like "nuh uh" (bc the dance was scary??) Then they let me sing Dance to Forget (the fnaf song) which I think is even sillier
This is how I feel talking to so many people these days
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jkWwV-pGM8k
When you almost go to write that a character is drinking one of your favourite beverages and then remember it's only purchasable in your country and the story is set in America :')
Help you guys I just learned that bagged milk is a thing I'm scared (T^T)
Welcome to September, and my late September profile theme. Context costs extra.
@mewtwocool YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, LEMME MATCHHHHHHHHHhhh
