Bug Mom™

Eyyyy Its Ya BOI

EYYY ITS MY BIRTHDAY 

Thx for the follow

If I lay here
          If I just lay here
          Would you leave me alone
          And let me read my book

So an old friend of mine just taught himself how to sew... He made plushies, but based them off of terri-I mean, funny things
          He's going to go off to disturb the peace wherever he will go and it will be great. Magnificent bastard.
          
          • Chicken: He plans on throwing it at people and yelling "COCKBLOCK!"
          
          • Duck: Throwing it at people and yelling "DUCK!"
          
          • Baby Gorilla: He wants to drag this around through a river to see if people will still shoot. The ultimate tribute to Harambe, if you ask me.
          
          • Crab: This one will also be thrown at people, and if hey catch it he'll tell "YOU GOT CRABS!"
          
          • Squid: Actually I'm not too sure on this one yet.
          
          He's still making more...
          

"How did we get these clowns running for president?!", said the country on month six of mourning a dead gorilla.

Today in history class we played Quizlet and I set my name as "swiggity swiz imma quiz"...apparently everyone thought it was a lot funnier than I did, so whenever the teams shuffled (usually about 2 minute intervals) all you could hear was the whooping and hollering of 20 students and the few confused ones who had no idea what was even going on.

So my Spanish class just suddenly went completely silent and there was just so much tension that I blurted out "I killed a man" to see what would happen.

Relationship status: Well at least my dog loves me.

Where did you come from where did you gogh where did you come from Vincent Van Gogh