Ed Sheeran. God bless that ginger miracle. I am in love with his everything, I swear I am.

I'm Maria. Nice to meet you, lovely. 

About me? Well. I am extremely sarcastic and perverted with a touch of awkward and weird. And I swear a whole lot. Oops. I stand up for everyone that I care for, more than I stand up for myself, and my first language's spanish!

I love music but who doesn't? 5SOS, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, The 1975... My God don't get me started with Ed Sheeran. I swear that man is an angel. A ginger angel. 

I hate racism and homophobic people. Think what you want to think. But don't yell it if you know it may hurt people. Love is love, motherfuckers. Deal with it.

Sadly, I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth. 

I'm a midget, by the way. Barely 5'2, blonde hair, blue eyes. 

But anyways. Thanks for stopping by cutie, stalk all you want. 

All I can say is that I have the best, sexiest and funniest readers, and that I'm a living joke.

Love,

Mimi ☃ xx