::The best you ever had. Yes, the best you've ever had was just frankly- little old me::
::I'm the fox::
::The Pigs can't catch the Fox::
::Caution: cancer may cause this mouth product.::
::Stay aware. Stay safe.::
::Yoursupremeruler::
::Ah, yes, how kind of you to notice that I am, in fact, a pyro.::
Hah. Okay guise. So i'm just a midget on a mission (quite short... Quite short indeed I is. Never fear, though, I can reach the middle shelf just fine thank you very much.) And that mission is to bring everyone supreme joy ^-^. I'm not as cocky or intelligent as I try to make myself seem. I was gone for about half a year or more and please... Do not read my old stuff... I'm a sentimental freak so deleting it would upset me but most of it is really just awful. I vant to get more followers and stuff, but if I don't in the next few months that I'll be on for summer break, oh wellll. 
Five things before we begin here:
1. Be chilled
2. You are absolutely adorable. Like oh my god.
3. Yoloswag is not to be used unless in sarcastic situations.
4. Strawberry milkshakes are the bomb diggity.
5. Going through life with an open mind will seriously get you the farthest and highest up in the world you could ever be. As well as the happiest. 

Alright. So message me suggestions for books. I'd love to hear them.