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microwavedcoffee microwavedcoffee Jan 07, 2026 01:08AM
Someone just told me my partner looks like Steve the hair Harrington and now I’m not sure what to do with that  There will not be 6 nuggets, sorry!
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Happenstance ⌱ Jim Hopper by microwavedcoffee
Happenstance ⌱ Jim Hopper
happenstance and inter-dimensions lead to little fun for jodie whittier. she may be the town trouble mak...
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Scum of the Earth ⇀ Ginny Weasley by microwavedcoffee
Scum of the Earth ⇀ Ginny Weasley
❝I didn't know that I could get this low.❞ Alone, for the first time in eight years, Pansy Parkinson stood o...
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Granger Danger ⇗ Fred Weasley by microwavedcoffee
Granger Danger ⇗ Fred Weasley
[Book 2 of HT Series] ❝if you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.❞ Mass Murderers...
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