☞  jess • taurus •  slowburn fanfic writer

❝i used to care a lot about the little things.
now i care little about a lot of things❞



A bag of bags bisexual with a bad case of the munchies and slight agoraphobia who hails from House Tyrell and studied in House Slytherin.

Favourite past-times include: drinking coffee, ruining reader's nights, listening to tfb, eating spicy foods, and wasting a lot of my time doing nothing.

livin' it up in phoenix,
originally from san diego
future is in alaska




INSTA: microwavedcoffeewp


☞ currently working on. . .
GRANGER DANGER (f.w.)
HAPPENSTANCE (j.h.)
[ UPDATES ARE ON WED & SUNDAYS ]

☞ on hold . . .
CHOCOLATE FROGS (r.w.)
HOUSE OF ELVES (b.t.e.)
PSYCHOMETRY (e.m.)

☞ coming soon . . .
THE LABYRINTH OF TELMAR (e.p.)
OH, SWEET NIGHTINGALE (m.t.e.)

☞ playlists

HERMIONE'S TWIN:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5nRw9ge1bCQDRrMcIgyauY?si=f2591723542f44e1

GRANGER DANGER:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1iAGuotNJttg6zMH2AV3yh?si=933c4cce82eb48a8

HAPPENSTANCE:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/103gQs6F5z6tfZP2yGi82q?si=1d3d96e9f6534b87

OH, SWEET NIGHTINGALE:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4IIOp073t6j8TLlJACYEO8?si=814142c9dd0c4d66

PSYCHOMETRY:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7GVd16JKYltmbk4Q9JzkM7?si=a52c833c27f14a4c
  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • JoinedJuly 17, 2011


Last Message
microwavedcoffee microwavedcoffee Sep 05, 2024 03:25AM
If you ever want to understand the feeling of Jodie & Hopper’s relationship, just listen to The Eagles tbh
View all Conversations

Stories by champagne supernova
House of Elves ⁜ Bernard the Elf by microwavedcoffee
House of Elves ⁜ Bernard the Elf
❝Don't let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.❞ Before th...
ranking #10 in claus See all rankings
Happenstance ⌱ Jim Hopper by microwavedcoffee
Happenstance ⌱ Jim Hopper
happenstance and inter-dimensions lead to little fun for jodie whittier. she may be the town trouble mak...
ranking #30 in strangerthings See all rankings
Granger Danger ⇗ Fred Weasley by microwavedcoffee
Granger Danger ⇗ Fred Weasley
[Book 2 of HT Series] ❝if you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.❞ Mass Murderers...
ranking #7 in order See all rankings
6 Reading Lists