midnight-misses

HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT!

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WHEN SHE’S ALONE SHE GOES HOME TO A CACTUS, IN A BLACK DRESS! SHE’S SUCH AN ACTRESS!
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just had a man (who i befriended on a study abroad trip) match with me on hinge. im literally inconsolable what do i DO. and the message was kind of joking because we are FRIENDS BUT OH MY GODDDDDD never in real life has a man shown interest in me before (even if i am just overthinking it !)

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he’s stopping my girlblogging. how dare he strike one
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also i quite literally have no other social platform to publish this on because he follows me on everything else. this is horrible
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my favoriteeee trope is a big strong man who follows a tiny mean girl around like he’s a puppy. the man is comparable to a fucking tank with a bad attitude and her attitude is worse. big man listens to NO ONE but his girl

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also this is not exclusive to either of their sizes. only requirement physical is that the man must be intimidating and a fucking unit
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SHE LOOKS AT LIFE LIKE ITS A PARTY AND SHES ON THE LIST. SHE LOOKS AT ME LIKE IM A TREND AND SHES SOOOO OVER IT. I THINK HER EVER PRESENT FROWN IS A little TROUBLING. SHE THINKS IM PSYCHO CAUSE I LIKE TO RHYME HER NAME WITH THINGS.

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BUT ! SOPHISTICATION ISNT WHAT YOU WEAR OR WHO YOU KNOW. OR PUSHING PEOPLE DOWN TO GET YOU WHERE YOU WANNA GO! THEY DIDNT TEACH YOU THAT IN PREP SCHOOL, SO ITS UP TO ME. BUT NO AMOUNT OF VINTAGE DRESSES GIVES YOU DIGNITYYYYY
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