Holy macaroni I forgot I had this thing

Please kill me

god im a furry for king Julian 

How are you? I'm not good thanks for asking

We can have a lesbian lie down anytime you want

My internet slang is slightly outdated, but I'm still lit af fam

You know your school is messed up when a guy pulls out a bunch of grass and calls it ''weed''

I want someone to love 

Memes

''hOi! My NaMe Is tEmMiE!''

"BRRAH BRRAH"

''Do you wanna have a bad
 time?"

"PORK CUTLET BOWLS"

"I'm simply on hell of a butler"

''Life is too short for matching socks''

"You're not stuck with an EVIL snake boy. You're just stuck with a SNAKE BOI"

''We have a dam problem''

"NO THIS IS PATRICK"

"we had a bonding moment! I cradled yoU IN MY ARMS "

''I solemnly swear I am up to no good''

"you can't google things in 1942! You asshat."

''PREPARE FOR TROUBLE"
"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE ''

Just a bisexual weeb unicorn flying around a world of rainbows and regret 

My self-esteem is lower than Dan Howells' pants

I want whatever Nightwing has going on

I ship people so much I could work for FedEx. 

I'm biologically to gay to function

My special talents include: bothering the living shit out of others, singing off key, and trying to make you happy

heyyyyyy I can play the trumpet 

*sobbing loudly* Trials Of Apollo book 3 nooooo my heart I cant *crying*

if they look cute together i'll ship it

cannon can only hurt you as much as you let it 

Hearthstone and Blitzen are and old married couple and no one can convince me otherwise

My #1 senpai is Grell, and Tamaki is a close second along with DC comics

Spelling? Wo's tat? Nvr herd of her...

*Donates 300 gold to the blooky retirement fund*