I smell my books before reading them.

Leaving hilarious comments on other people's stories is my hobby. Uh, reading highly cliché stories make me cringe but they'll forever be my guilty pleasure. Guilty as charged.

If you have got the time, and wonder 'what book can possibly be out there for me to discover in a day like this?' then come by my story, I'm building an army of fantasy readers, we can throw books and pencils at ignorants as we fly in our colorful unicorns. Do I need to say more? 

So... Daenerys is my queen.

I rest my case.