mightymasterheehee

Duolingo is dead… ig that means I won’t be pestered about my Spanish lessons anymore 

Shadowfallnight

Or you could have a pyramid and in hieroglyphics it says: 
          
          
          
          You peasants. I’m coming back as a mummy to hunt you ALL down.

mightymasterheehee

That’s actually a great idea wow your brain is valuable 
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noneofthisrocks

wait hru have we even spoken this year

noneofthisrocks

@thelorax_youpeasant I FORGOT SILLY BOOK IS STILL UP OMG…
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mightymasterheehee

The username change got me I’m ngl 
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mightymasterheehee

GASP I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHO THIS WAS UNTIL I SAW SILLY BOOK 
            
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mightymasterheehee

If I don’t constantly have something to look forward to in my meek little uneventful life, I will go insane. And that’s a promise. 

graveyrdlvr

@thelorax_youpeasant life has been so boring I've needed ur jokes and comedy
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hurricanesidney

every time I read your username I read it as “the lorax, you PEASANT” like it’s got emphasis lmao 

mightymasterheehee

Only the real ones get it 
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mightymasterheehee

No you clocked it cause that’s how I intended it to be read fr 
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mightymasterheehee

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I know the election is like done and over with, but I’m still seeing videos of people making fun of democrats reactions to trump losing and calling them “crybaby losers” etc etc and while I do nawt think setting up your phone and recording you cry and scream is respectable or necessary, are we all forgetting about the fact that in 2021, TRUMP supporters stormed the capitol and started a deadly riot after trump lost??? Because he like told them to??? They literally went to damage property, break into buildings and harm people. And republicans are calling democrats dramatic…? The only reason republicans didn’t throw a gigantic shit fest tantrum is because they got what they wanted. Will never understand this cause republicans literally started a whole ass war in the capitol and they’re talking about reactions now. Hmm interesting. 

mightymasterheehee

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@wh4twh0wh3n exactly like being upset is valid, going to the capitol with the intent of harming people, and breaking shit cause trump didn’t win is NOT valid. 
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Addyson_12364

@thelorax_youpeasant frr GASS PRICES WILL BE GOING UP TOO AND IM NOT JST SAYING THAT SO I WILL DEFINITELY RUB THAT IN THEIR FACE
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wh4twh0wh3n

@thelorax_youpeasant not to mention being upset over that solidified carrot puree winning is a very valid and appropriate reaction, especially to those whose rights might be taken away from. on the other hand, storming the capitol was just an embarassing sore loser behavior
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graveyrdlvr

the girl who I'm not talking to's ex started talking me cuz I don't talk to her anymore becuz he thinks I'm genuinely cool and likes me and misses talking to me, courtesy of one of his best friends thats one of my best friends maybe I have a little crush cuz that's so cute