mightystargirl

// cb because i kind of forgot she existed lol

mightystargirl

// cb + specify or drop something! i need to make her a new theme

sharphawks

/ omg gimme  idc  what
Reply

scarletswarlock

he was looking at you weird. is he bothering you? do you want me to kill him?
          
          /  he’s joking but if she says yes he is not joking <3

mightystargirl

this message may be offensive
@scarletswarlock 
            
            “warren, i’m not letting you ‘rough someone up a little’ because of how they’re looking at me,” jane replied, tilting her head upwards to look at warren better, “and yes, i’m very sure i don’t want you to kill someone. i appreciate the thought though, love.”
            
            // she really is LMAO warren’s like ready to kill someone and she’s like ‘um…no thanks’
Reply

scarletswarlock

“i know you’re used to them… unfortunately. but if someone doesn’t rough them up a little, they don’t learn.” if anything it was healthy discipline, although some people /really/ needed a handful more than that. “you’re very sure? he can just… trip over a rock, if you want something lighter.” 
            
            / indeed!! unfortunately jane is too polite lmaoshshdg 
Reply

mightystargirl

@scarletswarlock 
            
            “warren, dear, everything is totally fine,” jane chuckled softly, shaking her head fondly at the male, “i’m used to getting weird looks. they’re certainly nothing new.”
            
            // oh she knows he isn’t joking lmao
Reply

scarletswarlock

sweetheart, i don’t know if it’s normal– but mjölnir is making a… buzzing sound. 

mightystargirl

@scarletswarlock 
            
            “what do you mean mjolnir is-” the woman paused, furrowing her brows slightly as she heard what warren was referring to, “well that’s…odd. it’s never done that before.”
Reply

scarletswarlock

there’s a bit of that red lipstick over– no, you know what? i like it. you should leave it there :)
          
          / this is just extra 

mightystargirl

@scarletswarlock 
            
            are you sure? i can go grab something to wipe it off. i think i have some makeup wipes in the bathroom.
            
            // i didn’t read the actual one-liner at first and just immediately assumed it was going to be from dress LMAO
Reply

scarletswarlock

you look like an angel. angels would be jealous, i just— how am i supposed to look at the stage when you are next to me?
          
          / eras tour things i think 

mightystargirl

this message may be offensive
@scarletswarlock 
            
            “oh, warren. stop it, you’re going to make me blush!” it was too late though, her cheeks were already flushed from his compliments. “you look very handsome, my love. it’s definitely going to be hard to pay attention with you beside me.” she smoothed his shirt out gently as she smiled brightly up at him. 
            
            // back on their romeo and juliet bullshit LMAO
Reply

mightystargirl

// cb + specify if you’d like!

mightystargirl

@scarletswarlock 
            
            // i suppose i’ll drop on both (jk of course you know i’ll drop on both)
Reply

scarletswarlock

ᱬ ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ ❝ your colleague said thor came to see you? doctor lewis… right? ❞ she hadn’t exactly mentioned thor by name, more like ‘gorgeous space viking’ was the wording (before promptly yet uselessly taking it back). ❝ how did it go? ❞ warren asked in the calmest tone he could manage. now was no good time to be cutting vegetables, so he swiftly moved his wrist to let that take care of itself, turning his attention back to jane.