FlipityFlopYourACock

I love the energy on this profile LMAO

LMAOO I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE WATTPAD THIS IS SO CRAZY

SO EVERY FUCKING DAY I CHECK MY WATTPAD AND YOU HOES BARELY UPDATE AND REPLY BUT WHEN MY LIFE TURNS INTO SHIT YOU HOES WANNA SPAM MY PHONE WITH 556 NOTIFS?

idk man should i write a book where you basically just have a cottagecore gf in different scenarios and different pronouns

i’m literally dying i have spent a whole hour trying to put myself to sleep why does life have to be this way why

not me questioning my gender identity for the 19284th this week 

i just thought of a gorilla in a lingerie help?? 

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i hate all of you, why do you guys post really cute fluff of just angst when i’m listening to sad romantic songs because it’s almost valentines da

why