- GAME OVER -
Well, well... look who found me.

Guess I slipped up this round-yeah, you win this one.
But don't start bragging just yet... I'm still spectating.
And trust me, I've got the kill-cam ready for my comeback.

- SIGNAL LOST -
Uh oh... connection issues?
Nah, just me pretending to lag. Classic strat.
Don't worry-I'll respawn in a sec.

- PRESS START -
Here's the deal: I don't play to be the hero, I play to mess with the heroes.
I'll steal your loot, third-party your fights, and laugh when you rage quit.
But hey, at least I keep the match interesting, right?

So yeah-it's nice to see you in the lobby.
Just don't get too comfy... because once the round starts,
I'm not your teammate-I'm your highlight reel.

- TUTORIAL TIPS -
• Tip #1: Don't trust the smile-it's usually bait.
• Tip #2: If I say "gg," it probably wasn't.
• Tip #3: Respawns are free, but your pride isn't.
• Tip #4: I don't camp... I strategically wait.
• Tip #5: Remember-if you can read this, you've already lost.