mikealson1000

Guys pls recommend sad songs for when ur fav cockatiel bird Flys away from your hand and you're in the streets. Ffs my life already sucks

DuckyWucky754

@mikealson1000 I wanna say the song that goes like "I fly like a bird" but now seems like the wrong time
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cryinginacoolassway

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Hello everyone this is my second fucking account. I opened wattpad like a normal fucking person does. And guess fucking what. I'm logged out. And I need like fucking verification or something. I fucking hate this I tried to log in but I forgot my password so I did the forgot my password thing and it sent a reset password on my email and I still can't reset it anyway I went to wattpad support or something and had convo with a bot and and email got sent to wattpad team I just have to wait and hope I get my lovely account back u had a lot of hope for skins and needles anywaysss. Like a fucking genius I was like if I never get my account back I'll just log in with another account and I'll get all the stories from  my reading lists here and I go to add them a d guess what. I CANT SEE THE FUCKING READING LISTS ANYMORE LIKE WTF THIS IS THE WORST FKING DAY EVER FIRST MY BRIDE FLYS AWAY THEN MY BROTHER TELLS ME MEH, THEN MY FUCKING CHICK ALMOST DIES AND HE BARELY MADE IT AND THE OTHER BIRD IS JUST SAID ALL THE TIME NOW AND I GO TO MY FUCKING FREE THERAPY SESSION AND I CANT EVEN GO THERE. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE BOOKS I'VE BEEN WAITING ON WHAT ABOUT EVERY CONVERSATION I'VE HAD W A RANDOM PERSON IN THE COMMENTS
          ANYWAY I'm not okay. Send help please. 

mikealson1000

Why is every single Starbucks worker hot????? Like can I have a piece of that ass????? 

mikealson1000

@r0se_4nd_d4gger28 don't even get me started on the manager
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mikealson1000

So I am working on the next chapter rn, just finishing it up. It'll be up within an hour or less soo stay tuned, spicy chapter ahead :)
          Also I'm sorry y'all I disappeared for a really long while but I'm gonna update a bit more frequently now. Hope ur not mad 

wh0reforpaul

Heyy!! When are you posting the next chapter?! :)

wh0reforpaul

Awhh its okayy you dont really have to o hope you’re doing well have a nice day!<3
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mikealson1000

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Damn that's a fucking paragraph 
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mikealson1000

Y'all ever chat with sm1 in the comments and then you wanna be the last one to reply cause you don't want them to feel like you didn't see it or ignored them? No? Just me? OK. 

shallwenot

@ mikealson1000  no I definitely have this problem too
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mikealson1000

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My birthday is September 13th.
          I just became a directioner (even tho they split up let's not talk about this shit) like, 2 weeks ago.
          I am totally obsessed with Harry and my second favorite is Niall.
          I just found out that his birthday is September 13th.
          I wanna scream but it's 4:20 AM. 

redferrarii

@mikealson1000 well ig im a very special baby guuuurl
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mikealson1000

@warneettes could never forget bout u bAbY gUrL
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redferrarii

@mikealson1000 HELP LMAO BUT TY, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT A LOT ITS SO SWEET THX<33
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mikealson1000

BRRUUUH!! just so ya know my little sister is 6.
          She just told me (infront of my dad with the loudest voice possible) , and I quote
          
          "when dad becomes a grandpa, he's gonna be sick and then he's gonna die."
          
          ... I dont know what to say.