idk not trump tho

I mean like, whatever, no big deal

I FUCKED YOUR DAD FOR COLD STONE CREAMERY LETS NOT PLAY GAMES

Remember when Marina and the Diamonds left the entire world SHOOK with Electra Heart? Then ruined her career and our broken hearts with an album about fruit? 

Merry Christmas to everybody except the stereotypical white male! Fuck you and your brand new Sperry's. 

Your dad told me to tell you you're fat

If I don't get a snow day tomorrow, I'll slit my wrists! Cheers!

I hope you gay cousins took your conservative grandmama by SHOCK yesterday 

girls who spell daddy like daddie know how to fight 

Yup, it's that time of year again, where I slack off, fake sick, skip practice, ditch all of my responsibilities and commitments to the point where I am only achieving the barest of minimums. Happy Holidays!

if u vape plz turn away from such a terrible thing. Grow some tits and roll a blunt. 
          
          
          (I don't condone drug use. I am a sweetheart with no intention of doing anything remotely sinful. Hi, government, I love you.)