𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐆𝐓𝐅𝐎 🏳️‍🌈

This account is so iconic I just can’t leave it. And recently I’ve wanted to write so much more.. ;)

hey sluts what’s up (you’re not sluts i love you guys) 
          
          i kind of. entirely forgot about this account, admittedly. any of y’all still here? anyone got ao3? because, yeah, i kinda migrated over there. 
          
          i haven’t written anything for mcr in a whileeee though. 
          
          it’s been a crazy few months. 

goin to school

im a changed man now i figured out how to hyperfixate on two things at once. once i figure out how to do my homework on time it's over for you all.

anyways i just published a rikey book cjjdjdj pls read it im excited. mwah mwah ily

bob (derogatory) 

Hey sluts, I'm back

The sexual tension between me and deleting my entire online presence,,,,

You KNOW it's a good story/movie/show/book when there's hundreds of 'fix-it' fics for it.

Teacher asked what we were most afraid of. I replied with, "teenagers". When no one laughed, I followed up with, "and making references no one understands." 
          
          Highlight of my day when the load of them started to laugh.