Here are a few sayings I wish that you all would take to heart:
"An apple a day keeps people away: just depends how hard you throw them."
"I am a tomboy: dirt is prettier than make-up; mud is prettier than running eyeliner."
"There is no such thing as a safe risk."
"My family kicks your stick family."
"I love bears...they taste good with mashed potatoes and gravy!"
"The Pity Train has just derailed from the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur fussin'. If your like this, repost it. If you don't...suck it up princess! Life doesn't revolve around you~"
"Thank you for reading this and I hope you laughed...if you didn't go to Wal-Mart and buy yourself a sense of humor." ~mikk14:P